Not Funny

Neal: My mom says women prefer guys with a good sense of humor.

Bill: But you're not funny.

Neal: Screw you. I'm hilarious!

From Freaks & Geeks episode,'I'm With The Band'.

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Wray: So what are you going to do now?

Cherry: I'm going to be a stand-up comedian.
Wray: You're not funny.

Cherry: That's what I keep trying to tell everybody but they all say I'm hilarious

Wray: But you're not.

Cherry: There's a difference between being frank,and being dick.

Robert Rodriguez Planet Terror,2007.
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