Luminol

Ah,my Saturday's turning out fairly fantastic.

How?Why?Calm down my dearest child,mother's breast is here to feed you lunch.So,below I've constructed a DIY-based approach,even-your-mentally-challenged-child-can-do-it guide to safeguarding your Saturday from being a huge miserable suckfest.Speaking of the mentally-challenged,they has this thing on The Morning Show couple days back about the most popular nip-slips-obviously lead by "it-was-an-accident" Janet Jackson-but also on the list was Tara Reid,that incident on the red carpet where she wore a black dress with cheap thin laces hanging over her shoulders-and the left side fell,exposing an entire boob.And there it was hanging happily as paparazzo shot away-before an angry looking lady with kind maternal compassion and a misguided sympathy for dumb,trashy bimbo's helped poor Miss Reid save whatever trace of dignity she had left,after what seemed to be a very long year in which her boob had aged considerably

Anyhu,back to my precious guide.If you actually thought I'd be doing such an unforgivably lame and pointlessly time-consuming activity,I kindly implore you to shoot yourself.I'm on a study break,which started off with a 5-minute dancing session to let loose-inspired by 30 Rock-random note about that,I hope they kill Kenneth soon,he's getting way too much screentime and attention and is far too annoying a character.I'm sure it was deliberately made that way,Tina Fey's no idiot-I mean,the name's Kenneth-try saying that,the name's rich with power to annoy the bajungas out of you.

Some songs for the let-loose session,incase you decide to have one.Strip off your knickers,but leave the socks on.

Beck-Devil's Haircut
The Cat Empire-So Many Nights
New Young Pony Club-The Get Go
M.I.A-World Town
The New Pornographers-Myriad Harbour
Rilo Kiley-Dreamworld
Ryan Adams-Luminol
Stars-Take me to the Riot

Yes,they're all upbeat and happy because noone wants to be naked and weeping.Maybe a bunny.A purple one.Who can breathe out fire.And can juggle chainsaws.And has a funny monkey friend whose catchphrase "Banana Power!" is always followed by a pitiably overused laughing track.And together they combat evil,which predictably turns out to be the menacing sheep,who morphs into a cute werewolf come full moon.That nice metaphor-laden addition at the end is bound to win me an Emmy.

Okay,someone down below on the streets just shout out "Can't you see the fucking indicator?!"-the world of drama calls-you can't afford to miss the exciting reality happening right outside your balcony,can you?