Avocado

The week's 10.Just because.

1. Union discounts.You get em in so many places,on and off campus.
At The Workshop,buying a 55 cents ruler.
A: Is it too much to ask for a Union discount for this?
C: You could if you want to.
A: I'll do it!
C: And that comes down to....50 Cents.
A: Damn.

2. Stereophonics-Step on my old Size Nines.Beautiful sad song.

3. 30 Rock,Lost & Breaking Bad all currently off the airwaves +Lars & The Real Girl out here this week.

4. Attempts at making dull subjects less dull-Simpsons vids in OB lects,the use of "Booze & Drugs" in diagrams and the occasional mention of "expensive porn" in Micro.

5. GTA IV coming out soon.

6. G: I'm so sleepy,woke up before the sun came up this morning.
A: Woke up for Subuh didya?
G: Nah,there was a Celine Dion special at 5.30.

7. Hot choc with different choc flavours on offer + Additional avocado option at Subway.

8. A: I heard once that she caught two flies having sex on her hand.
J: At least she's good for something.

Overheard at Uni Bookstore.

Aussie in Skinnies: I have this policy for shopping. Everything I buy,I will one day end up needing.

9. MGMT vid for 'Time to Pretend'+ The new Bjork vid for Wanderlust = Earthlessness.

10. Jenny's big "Change the world with Hypothesis Testing!" Lecture,which began with "So while attending a seminar for my PHD, I cornered a world-famous researcher in the toilet.."