25.12.06

Eragon

Eragon is the biggest piece of crap i've seen in quite sometime,i feel sleepy just even thinking about it.The unashamed use of countless cliche catchphrases,the unbelievably dull conversations,the clumsy music arrangment,the inexperienced cast,the haywire chronology-it all looks like a 1992 Disney flick meant for 10 year-olds who strangely find orange-haired villians with heaps of black eyeshadow and mind-reading dragons amusing.It isn't LOTR,nor is it The NeverEnding Story,it's just rubbish.One last thing,the theme song sung by Avril Lavigne is fucking unbearable.Will stop talking about Eragon now and forever.Random songs busy undoing the damage:

Cold War Kids-Hospital Beds
YeahYeahYeah's-Rich
Band of Horses-The Funeral
Liars-The Other Side of Mt. Heart Attack
Tenacious D-Wonderboy
The Decemberists-Crane Wife 3

2 comments:

Rahimy said...

Don't u dare ckp eragon looks like hazeman!! =p

Good luck tomorrow!

Al said...

i tink he has a double identity la-for all we know he doesn't even go to uia!he's really a huge hollywood star!