It's been a physically-taxing day,with two 2-hour lects running one after the other-thankfully the lecturers were wonderfully delirious and childlike (especially the accounts lecturer-who i reckon should start his own late-night comedy show except he'd have to find a way to attract the 16-24 demographic to the early hours) so it wasn't all that bad.Received two coupons for free coffee yesterday,and those who are accustomed to mild sleep deprivation and are aware of the devastating effects it can have on one's concentration should know the priceless,utterly fucking priceless, value of a free cuppa.I put the value of a free coffee on par with similarly liberating things like winning the lottery or world peace.And then opened my uni webmail (after what may have been a decade)-and found something funny.
First Email:The Idiot
Hello everybody,my micro tutorial is on Wednesday 4:00pm. I want to swap it to Monday 8:00am, because I want to be the same class with my friend! If there is anyone who can help me, please send me a email or call me on xxxxx as soon as possible!Thank you very much!Cheers-Annie
Annie reminds me of Little Red Riding Hood,except with coloured jellybeans for brains.
Second Email:The Hero
Freaking hell. stop sending out mass emails DAMNIT.NOBODY wants to "tute swap" with you.REPEAT. NOBODY.-Nawil
And for the first time,I can hear crowds cheering for the death of pitiful Miss Riding.Hooray for the unrivaled bravado of pure evil.
4 comments:
coloured jellybeans for brains. haha, its hard to see how insulting that really is because of that candy. i immediately thought, "Aww Jellybeans.....oh wait a minute."
ahaha-about the time article,don't worry-nothing about ghosts or extraterrestrials-so it's safe for mornings:)
and here's a link to another article i find very fascinating:
http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/12/30-strangest-deaths-in-history/
Third Email : The Harrasser!
It sounds pretty much like this:
SCREW PHANTOM! LET'S GO TO JET!!!!!!
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WOOHOO BEYOTCH LET'S PACK OUR SHIT AND GO FIND TICKS FOR JET!
I'M LISTENING TO SHINE ON AND IT'S SUCH A GOOD SONG!
end of hyperness.yes,we must get ticks.it would be a terrific idea.
YEAH!
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