That last one's my new imaginary friend Helga.She hails from Ukraine and says stupid cute things like hewu.She creeps me out sometimes.But highlighters are fun-sometimes we under appreciate these small inventions.Where would I be without resealable plastic bags,staplers or highlighters?I'd be living in 1908.And I hear that's not a nice time to live in.The women back then don't shave,so I hear.Speaking of shaving,one of my accounting classmates is this nice girl I've known for a few weeks-today she raised her hand in class to answer a question,to expose her hairy armpits.Girls with hairy armpits are what we call apes.It was so hairy and thick she probably keeps some worms in there as pets.And eats them for lunch.But every cloud has a silver lining.If not for apegirl,I would've resorted to drawing silly cartoons on my accounting notes and that would've meant I would have to erase them out later.And a wasteful use of rubber is not good for the environment.So in a very tiny way,apegirl is Captain Planet.Saving the environment day by day.I salute you apegirl.This goes out to all girls with unshaven armpits.You are the unvoiced heroes of our time,defenders of truth and righteousness.I love you all.
Peace and Harmony forever and ever.
5 comments:
congratulations!
u have now become a baby camwhore!
u are now on probation to be eligible for superstar camwhoration status!
haahhahahaa
kidding...
i have the same highlighters as u and one night i left the cap open and now they are dried up!!!
haha yeay finally i'm an official member of the camwhore academy!
those highlighters are the best!
but ofcourse i look like a kepohchi with my 4 highlighters in lectures.then again,kepochis have more fun.
hmmm... this reminds me of that part in the shoba and shukumar story where he saw her with her "arsenal of colour pencils" while she proof reads!
omg i hope jhumpa lahiri produces more short stories!
omg.. i'm readin this post in uni..al my friends are laughing.. armpit girls rule the world ...
You poor, poor soul...
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