20.7.06

Wet Dream




Time to shut up,and watch some hot girls lick ice-cream in a very,very kinky way.
No,i don't listen to her songs (well,maybe secretly i do)-they're tacky,stupid but heck,with a breathtaking body like hers you'd be too busy gawking and to even notice how bloody annoying the song is.To be fair,Jessica's voice is quite good actually,if you compare it to Ashlee's husky-squeeking-fake orgasm-thing which she claims to be singing.

This video has heaps of famous people in it-the American Idol fella',that guy from Less Than Perfect and not to mention four incredibly hot godesses.

Jessica Simpson (speechless)+Eva Longoria (drools onto keyboard)+Christina Applegate (that bikini scene in The Sweetest Thing,anyone?)+Christina Milian prancing around and licking their lips seducively?-with temptations like these in the Garden of Eden,Adam wouldv'e left Eve to eat the bloody apple alone and all of us would be busy rollerskating in Heaven.

Update: the vid has been removed from youtube,and after little investigation,i found out they're being sued (read here),it wouldv'e happened eventually anyway.

Being deprived from watching Jessica Simpson vids can lead to some serious mental issues,so here are some links to cheer you guys up:
Create your own superhero here,choose em' leggings & all.
An article that goes to prove my point that Orlando Bloom is just so,inexplicably...blah.
You Oughta Know has an actual story behind it?Top 10 rock diss songs,here.
I never knew Jaws,Fight Club and The Silence of the Lambs were taken from books -15 best book-to-movie adaptations
Emmy nominations are out,ah yes none of those unrealistic,conveniently-slim-looking moms in Desperate Housewives are nominated for the Lead Actress category,read here for a comprehensive blow-by-blow commentary on the nominations.
Lastly,comics come and go,but Calvin & Hobbes will be remain my number one.Reading it just makes me forget about the present,and laugh at the sentimentality of my own bittersweet childhood..read some here.

The great art of life is sensation,to feel that we exist,even in pain - Lord Byron

6 comments:

yameEn said...

The guy fr American Idol is Ryan Seacrest. =0P

Eh, hot ah the song. Something you would want to listen to when you re bored. =0P

Rahimy said...

jessica simpson HOT!! =)

Al said...

yala yameen,i shamelessly admit i like this song.very catchy & remy,duh,i knoe jessica is hot,hotness n hotnessnessness,and her old songs quite ok la

Anonymous said...

heyya, more delectable dessertts for u to feast ur eyes on my new entry =P life here aint too easy either...uni's hard, man. gotta try harder nxt sem. and yeah, misunderstandings and the sort. srsly, do sth ur genuinely interested in at uni. it'll make things much easier...ur SO lucky uve moved out. rnt u enjoyin the freedom?

thewisekid said...

temptations ... temptations ... aren't we women the species to tempt!?!

;)

Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work. thnx!
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