28.7.06

Ageing Grandma

Phew,its been a hectic week with new things popping up left,right and centre.Forget the gazillion essays due soon and the mounting workload,lets take a breather and relax.

Remy turned 18,me & jan surprised him with an exclusive x-rated b'day party,which were limited to the three of us thanks to all the dirty stuff and other unmentionable things involved-so the only pic i can post here,is the one of remy's strawberry cheesecake complete with choc penises and after eating a shitload of cake,we retired to talking till' 2am.Remy,you've no idea the mountains we climbed to do all of this-so the least you is stick-out the middle finger to the world and shout BABOOSH !

That's me,remy & schien @ St. Kilda beach a week ago,reminding ourselves the comforting existence of the ocean,sand and wind.Now,some random news from the amazing world we occupy.

-A first look into Topher Grace (That 70's Show) as Venom,the key villian in the upcoming Spiderman 3 flick.

-The trailer for Running With Scissors looks promising-Evan Rachel Wood,when not starring as a hateful,rebellious teen (e.g:in Thirteen,Pretty Persuasion),is irresistable.

-After season 1,The OC just started becoming rubbish real fast,and after watching the Season 3 finale i can finally sit back knowing Marissa's finally dead-one down,three to go.Nonetheless,few things that almost saved OC-the music,and Seth's drawings from Season 2 (+ more from Eric Wright)

-Lance Bass comes out of the closet,and this mix-up cover by PerezHilton is just too funny to pass off.

-Sure many of you prefer mainstream movies and H'wood blockbusters,but it would be a pity to miss seeing those small,powerful films that manage to make the cut-Focus Features brought us amazing films (e.g: Lost in Translation,Monsoon Wedding),so it wouldn't hurt to give Brick a chance.

-Coming Soon-The Mutant Ninja Turtles & The Transformers in film.

-Finally,for those currently residing in AUS-why not sponsor a child?For a mere $39 dollars a month,one child can attend school and be happy.Visit www.worldvision.com.au

It's been a tiring,bloodsucking week for most of us and it only gets worse here onwards,but the weekend's approaching-so hit the beach,take a long walk,do yoga,buy something expensive,whatever,just make yourself feel happy and leave reality behind for the weekend.

20.7.06

Wet Dream




Time to shut up,and watch some hot girls lick ice-cream in a very,very kinky way.
No,i don't listen to her songs (well,maybe secretly i do)-they're tacky,stupid but heck,with a breathtaking body like hers you'd be too busy gawking and to even notice how bloody annoying the song is.To be fair,Jessica's voice is quite good actually,if you compare it to Ashlee's husky-squeeking-fake orgasm-thing which she claims to be singing.

This video has heaps of famous people in it-the American Idol fella',that guy from Less Than Perfect and not to mention four incredibly hot godesses.

Jessica Simpson (speechless)+Eva Longoria (drools onto keyboard)+Christina Applegate (that bikini scene in The Sweetest Thing,anyone?)+Christina Milian prancing around and licking their lips seducively?-with temptations like these in the Garden of Eden,Adam wouldv'e left Eve to eat the bloody apple alone and all of us would be busy rollerskating in Heaven.

Update: the vid has been removed from youtube,and after little investigation,i found out they're being sued (read here),it wouldv'e happened eventually anyway.

Being deprived from watching Jessica Simpson vids can lead to some serious mental issues,so here are some links to cheer you guys up:
Create your own superhero here,choose em' leggings & all.
An article that goes to prove my point that Orlando Bloom is just so,inexplicably...blah.
You Oughta Know has an actual story behind it?Top 10 rock diss songs,here.
I never knew Jaws,Fight Club and The Silence of the Lambs were taken from books -15 best book-to-movie adaptations
Emmy nominations are out,ah yes none of those unrealistic,conveniently-slim-looking moms in Desperate Housewives are nominated for the Lead Actress category,read here for a comprehensive blow-by-blow commentary on the nominations.
Lastly,comics come and go,but Calvin & Hobbes will be remain my number one.Reading it just makes me forget about the present,and laugh at the sentimentality of my own bittersweet childhood..read some here.

The great art of life is sensation,to feel that we exist,even in pain - Lord Byron

18.7.06

All At Sea


Well,contrary to the past few weeks,the recent weekend and first two weekdays have indeed been eventful,exhausting but fun as hell.Let's take a rewind,and start from Saturday.

1. 7 or 8 of us inc. jen,remy travelled 20 minutes back to the 1980's to this sleek,stylish and old-fashioned eatery called American Diner @ Chapel Street.There,the essence of the early 90's glowed from almost every object-the bright neon signs,the oversized milkshake glasses,the overstuffed hot-dogs,Cash,Franklin and Ray Charles singing in the background.Everything there,excluding the skyhigh prices,were relatively untouched by modernization,inflation or the millenium influence-all of this made me wonder,while sipping slowly on my ice-lemon tea & toes tapping rapidly to the Grease soundtrack,how remarkable the old times were-all the suffering of the 1910's fuelled by continuous war & inter-nation controversy,the ups and downs of the 1990's marked by incidents such as Cobain's suicide and the Lewinsky scandal,and the leaving of the ridiculous hippie drug-induced era,and the coming of new age which we currently occupy.While all the blood-tainted yesterdays,like the stories our parents tell us of how bad it was during their time,seem full of trouble and adventure,our new generation in comparison looks dull,mundane and completely simple.Our struggles include dealing with the growing number of obese children,trying to invent more complex technology to accomodate the growing need for the fast & easy way,fashion and entertainment...haih...i think you get my point,as the future approaches,the bright colours in our world seems to slowly dissolve into one single shade of metalic grey.

2.Sweet,sweet Sunday.Siew Chien and i forced ourselves to wake up at 7am,to attend the live coke/channel 10-sponsored rock event at Federation Square.While Swanston Street still looked like an empty graveyard,FedSq was filled to the brim-kids,teens and adults anxiously gathered to watch Augie March,Something for Kate and some hip-hop imbecile perform.I can't say much about these Aussie bands,can't compare them to the real good Aussie exports like Kt Tunstall or Savage Garden,these bands generally suck but once in a while they come up with really good hits,in one an entire album there'd probably be one or two worthy singles,the rest is purely rubbish.Anyways,the concert wasn't amazing either,the sponsors concentrated more on how the damn show looked on tv (channel 10-live broadcast),so the people who attended only got to watch two bands perform the same singles three times each,the rest of the time the stage was empty while they showed various ads on the big screen,and the worst part,Wolfmother (who was supposed to perform,according to the ads broadcasted) only came for a five-minute on-stage interview.Bloody corporate gimmicks,they lure us to come to these events and we come expecting to hear actual rock music and the stuff we get is one seriously demented 'hip-hop' artist who should die and rott in hip-hop hell,two songs being played repeatedly and a bloody simpson figurine as a free gift.Bloody shit!,should've realised all the stuff that comes for free,is usually accompanied with hidden agenda's,corporate motives and all sorts of worthless goodies.Despite all this anger and frustration,i remember Sunday being a terrific day-after the concert,me and schien intended to get piercings but they cost my life here..$80 for an eyebrow piercing,and $50 for an ear piercing.WHAT THE HELL-since when did getting a tiny piercing cost so much?I'm inclined to believe its so bloody expensive cos' they hire expert surgeons with all sorts of highly-sterilized tools to do the job,but nah,its more relieving to believe those people in the piercing parlor are simply idiots who assume we're idiots who'd pay more than $10 for a pirecing.Fucking idiots.

Later,after lunch at the Vietnamese restaurants where all the waitresses and even the waiters seem to be cursed with permanent PMS,met up with Remy and the 3 of us went to St. Kilda beach for some much-needed peace and calm from the world of peer pressure and social tension.Reminds me of Jamie Cullum's All At Sea,where the song talks about being apart from the world in a boat,where nothing but the entire universe seems to be reduced to be the beautiful image of the endless ocean.

2.Tuesday,went to the market with 3 others and when i asked the asian cashier for an extra plastic bag i received a lecture instead-he went on about how one bag could carry 10 kilo's and saving the environment and all that shit..to be fair i only bought one item and asked remy to pay for it along with his other stuff so i needed a separate bag,cos' i couldn't just carry around the Weightwatcher's Apple Crumble Muesli around like that,it'd be stupid and embarassing,so i replied angrily by saying i need the damn bag,and don't worry i'm part of the treehuggers society.Well,i'm sure someday i will be.

Okay,the Jamie Cullum song wasn't as romantic or deeply poetic as i described,heck there was even a mention of a bloody mobile phone,but lets just pretend it was.

Nothing,and noone else exists.

17.7.06

Tears for The Washing Machine



Right now,i could kill someone.If that dumbass Mr. Rama was in front of me,he's eyeballs would've probably been squashed on the floor by now,along with his mashed-up intestines.Been watching episode after episode of 24/season 3 for the past few days-its bloody engaging i tell you,i'd put it a little higher on the shelf above Lost..anyways,i finally got to the last episode (3.00-4.00a.m) and suddenly the dvd player stopped at 3.47a.m and after attempting to replay the damn cd for about a gazillion times the same thing kept repeating-it kept freezing at 3.47a.m and my mouse wouldn't budge and i had to log on to task manager/restart the dvd again.So of all episodes,and of all times-the thing decides to stop on the last few minutes of the FINAL episode.If i could,i'd put my father at gunpoint and force him to get some top-notch lawyers to sue Dell and,and an assasin to kill the money-eating landlord of CMC,Pe-im-so-desperate-i-prey-on-powerless-foreign-college-students-ter.

The bloody shitty public dryer,here in CMC.You have to put in at least $6 (this excluding the $2 for the washing machine) for the clothes to dry properly and wait about to bloody hours for that.And since those awful things are made to be so inconveniently tiny,i have to bring at least two batches in and put each to wash and dry.So,i spend around $20 fucking dollars for laundry each week.No kidding.God,please don't let me continue on the bloody dryer-cos' if i do,i'll probably start a fucking genocide.

FUCKETY FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Killing someone would only consume half of my anger now.Watching this Family Guy clip for about a dozen times or so would probably resolve the other half.Now all i have to do,is find someone stupidly willing enough to be my murder victim.

Update:Aaiyo,stupid me-found out it wasn't the last episode,i've got 8 hours (episodes)/2cd's left of the season to watch,so,phew.

Some characters from the show are incredibly toxic-Sherry Palmer,the president's ex-wife who used all kinds of dirty tactics to get what she wants,is by far the most lethal female character i've ever seen on tv.Julie from the OC is a lil' too unreal behind all that black make-up & sharp one-liners,and Kate from Lost proved she's all sweet-country-girl inside,the only person comparable to that of Sherry Palmer's actual evil is the key character from the first season of 24 (though she reappears in both season 2 & 3 as a secondary villian,and is finally killed off),Nina Myers.Why the hell am i saying all this?,kapish-just watch the damn series yah,and have a wonderful week.

15.7.06

Let's Get Naked


Yyy's Cheated Hearts becomes the perfect theme song to coincide with the weekend's careless & liberating mood.

Ahhhh,can you smell that?-the sweet scent of mid-july lingering in the air,its God telling us the weekend has come to set us free.

For those still contemplating to watch Pirates of The Carribean,let me be the one to help push you off the fence-consider this,the movie made cinematic history and after watching it yesterday with the peeps,i can honestly tell you its absofuckinglutely worth every dubloon-no doubt some will complain/rant that the only female lead is dressed as a boy half the time (but in the beginning she wears one of those supertight corsets-i must say Kiera's boobs have grown massively since the early days of Bend it Like Beckham),the overuse of special effects seem to cloud the story but after all,not one movie is without flaws and this one is definitely worth looking past all the small misses.

Life has been uneventful for the past week,lets instead travel across the internet and see what interesting sights it has to offer.

1.Kate Bosworth (the less hotter/talented version of Elisha Cuthbert) as Lois Lane is just so undescripably pathetic she should eat shit and kill herself-visit this website,see who was supposed to play which character.

2.Who knew that innocent-faced virgin from The Princess Diaries would one day pave her way to being a sex icon?Anne Hathaway,post-Brokeback Mountain,proves she's not an innocent girl after all.In an alternate galaxy far far away,Princess Amidala,chooses to follow suit.

3.Killing time by doing nothing-let the horses sing,throw some trash, invent a stage persona or write something and have it sung back.All tried,tested and approved.

4.Or better yet,read-a penis a bit too huge?,teachers are people (and they do talk nasty things in the bilik guru),policemen suddenly become increasingly predatory.

5.Last of all,some songs for those times sanity,righteousness and all those bullshit concepts seem non-existant and all you wanna do is get naked and scream/cry/rock your heart's content out.
Death Cab For Cutie-I will follow you into the dark
The White Stripes-Fell in love with a girl
Broken Social Scene-Anthem for a seventeen year old
Incubus-Are You In
INXS-Afterglow
Pink Floyd-Comfortably Numb
The New Pornographers-From Blown Speakers
Yeahyeahyeah's-Cheated Hearts

So undress,close your eyes and let the music take you to the place where all is boundless and undefined.

13.7.06

Taste of Tissue

Well,i'm back in Melbourne and things have been good so far,apart from the disastrous exam marks and funereal atmosphere in classes -i'm a bit too exhausted,struck by the post-unpacking & re-adapting myself fatigue so here are some pics of roti canai etc. @kayu SS2.


It'll be quite sometime before the crispy roti tissue and all those Malaysian mamak dishes find their way to my mouth once again,so for now i'll have to live eating all kinds of unhealthy junk and the occasional tasteless piece of vege-perhaps its time for a kitchen comeback....

5.7.06

Sugarfix

I just returned from Bali two days ago,still fatigued i've retired to watching the early seasons of 24 and maximizing my father's phone bill from the couch-all the while thinking how this unfulfilling behaviour will result in serious homesick for the next six months in Melbourne.

I've been resting myself from reading good books fo the past two months,all for the sake of focusing on school stuff,so i guess i deserve a reward of some kind-went to Borders to stock up my reading material for the next six months in Melbourne.Those still unaccustomed to Garcia Marquez & Ishigiro,and would like to try,i recommend reading the former's Of Love and Other Demons,and Ishigiro's Never Let Me Go.

This so-called book of "Love Answers" was found at the 'gift books' section (along with 'Mothers','Chocolate Therapy' and 'Baby Bliss')-inside this very misleading book is written short quotes on love on every page and instead of the usual lovey-dovey poetic shit i expected,there are quotes like-"The more the merrier","Keep the goods tight" and "Spread out at night".For those still clueless,(if i'm not mistaken) those are indirect references to orgies and genitalia' maintenance.I bet there have been children who've stumbled across this book,and wondered.

Child: Dad,what does 'keep the goods tight' have to do with love? Dad:Err....err.....I think thats enough of watching Desperate Housewives for you.

Haish,and people ask why children are so oversexed nowadays.Anyways,sometimes its just way too tiring to type,think or talk-so i've set up another blog where pictures do the talking.

http://photomouth.blogspot.com

It's pretty much amateurish stuff taken with a simple Sony T-5,so if you want real photography look here,here,here or here.

Let the eyes converse.